HAPPY HOLIDAYS, YOUR DANKNESS

wassup G, its ya #1 fan

SNOOP DOGG

did you know: "snoop" is short for "snoopert"

now normally a guy like me's pretty busy hangin w/ VIPs (pictured below)

but i know u a real one, and REAL ones deserve to kick back... so consider this gift ur SNOOPON

• 1: find the bong of yr dreams on line
• 2: send the URL (u kno, the Uniform Resource Locator) to someone idk
• 3: buy all my albums (jk lol)

then abraca-dab-ra, you got some fine glasswork coming straight at u

merry christmas

sincerely yours,